Roses are red, shut the fuck up.

The dreaded 14th of February is quickly approaching and being single I cannot stand the constant stream of lovey dovey dribble I have to see online at this time of year. 
Instead of sending someone a boring 'roses are red' poem why not just get the truth off your chest and tell them you love their butt.  

This is the kind of valentine I would want.

(expect more ‘anti-valentines’ drawings in the next few weeks aha)
 Lx